Trigger warning: the patriarchy is here. This unapologetically funny design is a cheeky jab at woke culture—and a badge of honor for strong, grounded men.
Perfect for guys who lead, protect, and provide without asking permission.
Product Highlights:
- Machine wash - 100% cotton, pre-shrunk and soft - Side seams and shoulder taping for fit - Unisex fit, classic crew neck - Designed by patriots like you 🇺🇸
